fluf•fing, 12

Have you ever thought about whether you’re trustworthy? I would understand if people don’t trust Me at first; I talk a lot and look like a reptile.

No regrets in the short term feels like a breach of pride.

You would never watch ice melt on the counter, even if you desperately wanted to.

I find that most of my situational analysis looks like an MC Escher painting.

Along the unironed cable

Don’t assume the machine’s ill intent.

In the afternoon

It isn’t the universe assaulting you,

You are what you’re going through

He went with a chukka tonight!

I just realized that a reason your eyes look more their color (e.g. blue) when you’re well / brightly lit is that your pupils contract, revealing more of your iris. 27 years old.

The television looks prettiest when it’s off.

I love when people call me buddy.

and how is anyone ever supposed to know whether to rewatch Passages or Chimp Empire?